|by David Keele, Reno, Nevada|
 With a Yo-Yo, you can tie the knot any time you want.
[ 9] When you do tie the knot, it's a slip knot.
[ 8] You can keep a Yo-Yo wrapped around your finger.
[ 7] Yo-Yo's aren't afraid of a commitment, they like to have strings attached.
[ 6] Travel is cheaper with Yo-Yo's. You can cruise "Around the World," still do "Niagara Falls," and see the "Eiffle Tower" without touching your wallet.
[ 5] Your Yo-Yo won't make you constantly "Walk the Tight Rope."
[ 4] A Yo-Yo never complains if it has to "Walk the Dog, Rock the Baby, or do Spaghetti."
[ 3] Yo-Yo's improve with age.
[ 2] If the string breaks the Yo-Yo doesn't take your tapes and sweatshirts with it.
And ... the Number One Reason Why David would rather have a YO-YO than a girlfriend ...
My Yo-Yo always comes back to me!
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