Just Say YO !

Top 10 REASONS I WOULD RATHER HAVE A YO-YO
THAN A GIRLFRIEND

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by David Keele, Reno, Nevada

[10] With a Yo-Yo, you can tie the knot any time you want.

[ 9] When you do tie the knot, it's a slip knot.

[ 8] You can keep a Yo-Yo wrapped around your finger.

[ 7] Yo-Yo's aren't afraid of a commitment, they like to have strings attached.

[ 6] Travel is cheaper with Yo-Yo's. You can cruise "Around the World," still do "Niagara Falls," and see the "Eiffle Tower" without touching your wallet.

[ 5] Your Yo-Yo won't make you constantly "Walk the Tight Rope."

[ 4] A Yo-Yo never complains if it has to "Walk the Dog, Rock the Baby, or do Spaghetti."

[ 3] Yo-Yo's improve with age.

[ 2] If the string breaks the Yo-Yo doesn't take your tapes and sweatshirts with it.

And ... the Number One Reason Why David would rather have a YO-YO than a girlfriend ...

My Yo-Yo always comes back to me!

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