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Up till now the U.S.of A. has been ruled by Elephants and Asses Slingin The Bull	Now it's time for "The Bull" To Do The Slingin'
Each of the candidates claims to be The Most Patriotic	No candidate is more "Bullish" on Change or America .. and "The Most" is SoC蘄攖
Some candidates don't even read the platform Mock Platform Republican Central Committee Democratic Party Platform Reform Party Platform	All four of my legs stand firmly on "The Bovine" Platform
With all the other candidates there's a BIG HURRY to Rescue America	With SoC蘄攖 "The Bull" ... there's NO RUSH!
Bob Dole's New Economic Plan Is Going To Write You A CHECK For $ 1500 - $ ?????	SoC蘄攖 "The Bulls" Economic Plan Is Going To Write You A CHECK For $$$$$ Millions 'Course Ours Will Bounce, Too
They say their LISTENING	I say Reply Email As With ALL Political Parties Your Contributions Are Welcome
Many Americans Think All Politicians Are Full Of S____	SoC蘄攖 "The Bull" Is Full Of Cowpies
Those Other Guys Are Constantly Bad Mouthing Each Other	SoC蘄攖 "The Bull" Has Nothing But Good Things To Say About The Competition
Bill Clinton Has Al Gore Bob Dole has Jack Kemp Ross Perot Has A Big Problem	Help SoC蘄攖 "The Bull" Select A Running Mate
Of Growing Importance To All Political Candidates Is The Gender Gap Snoopy For President MP3	I'm Not Sure How This Works But ...Disclaimer It's Gotta Fit In There Somewhere
Both major candidates can be objectively accused of waffling on their positions on Major Issues	"SoC蘄攖" The Bull recommends Each Candidate Take This Simple Objective Test And then stick to it !!!
Both of the Other Candidates Are Now Busy Slamming Each Other About Illegal and Legal Campaign Contributions	SoC蘄攖 Is Already Guilty Of An OUTRAGEOUS Number Of Campaign Contributions

For My Next Trick Dole Has His Ups and Downs In Chico

A Yo-Yo Is Just Like An Incumbent
It's Cheap
It Comes Back Almost Every Time
You Gotta Put

OR it just sort of Lays There
And The Winner Is ?
We Can't Let These Yo-Yo's Control The INTERNET
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Despite the fact that the economy is good, the weather is good, the humor is good, etc., we are experiencing a TREMENDOUS SHORTAGE of Slogans. Actually, in this Era of Change, what we really NEED are THEMES. We have a "New Beginning" ... write everybody in America a Great Big Check, FREEDOM, and DEMOCRACY ... but in this sophisticated you can't say age without offending someone ... we need more.
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